My Geek Code (v3.0) says....

Geek: GM/S/O

I'm a geek of math.

   a geek of science.

   a geek of other occupations.

Dress: d-(!)$

    I range from ...

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

    ... to ...

No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think?

    I'm making money at this.

Shape: s:

I'm the height of an average geek.

I'm as round as an average geek.

Age: a37

I am 37 years of age.

Computers: C++(++++)

    I range from ...

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

    ... to ...

I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.

Web: W++(+++)>$

    I range from ...

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

    ... to ...

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

    I'd like to be making money at this.

Windows: w(+)

    I range from ...

Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.

    ... to ...

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire.

Linux: L>++

I know what Linux is, but that's about all.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

Politics-Social: PS(+)

    I range from ...

I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now.

    ... to ...

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

PGP: PGP-(--)

    I range from ...

I don't have anything to hide.

    ... to ...

I feel that the glory of the Internet is in the anarchic, trusting environment that so nurtures the exchange of information. Encryption just bogs that down.

Trek: t

It's just another TV show.

X-Files: X++

This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA..

Roleplaying: R*

I thought life WAS role-playing?

Television: tv-->!

I turn my tv on during natural disasters.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I do not own a television.

Books: b+(+++)

    I range from ...

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

    ... to ...

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

Geek Code: G(++)

    I range from ...

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

    ... to ...

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

Education: e++

Got a bachelors degree

Housing: h---

Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)

Relationships: r+++

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

Sex[f]: x?

It's none of your business what my sex life is like.

Sex[f]: x+++

I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.